Bitch

"You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing" é o nome de um bloco de notas que uma amiga me trouxe de Nova Iorque. Os autores são Ed Polsh e Darren Wotz.
Aqui ficam algumas mensagens que acompanhadas pela imagem têm muito mais graça, mas que não deixam de se ler com prazer a seco:
-Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong.
-Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?
-A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
-Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a total bitch just like you.
-Amazingly enough, I don't give a shit.
-The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.
-"Stressed" is "desserts" spelled backward.
-Oh shit, I turned into my mother.
-I you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
-Easy there, Mr. Testosterone - you can be replaced by a zucchini.
-Housework is Evil. It must be stopped.
-Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should.
-I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you.
-So much to do,... so few people to do it for me.
-It's been lovely but I have to scream now.